Because Cyprus is so small, not many non-Cyprians (no that is not the correct term, deal with it) know much about it. Here are the answers to some of the questions I've been asked:

• No Cyprus is not in Spain. Its an island off of Turkey.
• No Turkey doesn't border Spain.
• No it's not next to Italy.
• It's spelled Cyprus.
• It's pronounced Cyprus.
• Yes it's a real country.
• No it's not filled with terrorists.
• Yes I have seen Taken.
• Yes I have seen Hostel.
• No, there aren't any cannibals there.
• Of course, I always watch out for slavers and bombers.

I have researched Cyprus extensively for several minutes on wikipedia, and am prepared to answer any other questions you might have about the country/island of Cyprus.